Classic Kid's INSULT book
Those kids can always use more grist for the insult mill. Here's 96 pages of disturbingly funny slams and put-downs; such as "Your dog is so slow he brings in last week's paper" and "Your sister's so ugly, her pillow cries at night". Kids of a certain age. insults are their stock in trade, they will fall down laughing at this stuff. Yes, even today's streetwise punks will enjoy it secretly.
Special tip for the passive-aggressive; Tuck a kid's birthday money in one of these; If the little troll can't tear him/herself away from the Internet long enough to enjoy this book, guess they don't get to enjoy the Benjamins either.