One Ugly bag (Man's Face on these)
Genuine "ugly bag", directions on one side, and a head-shot of a clean-cut looking dude on the other. (I would have went with Seth Rogan, but what do I know.)
It's printed on a #735 Grocery Bag (about 10" x 6" x 17"), the only thing I would have added is a series of disclaimers, (Example: Do not drive while wearing UGLY BAG)
See also our woman's face ugly bag. also known as "pretty face bag" if you want to put a positive spin on it.