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HEY KIDS! Great back to school item!

Posted by Inventory Department on 31st Jan 2017

I was perusing our supplier’s wares and found this pistol shaped flask with a handy “hoster”. Geez, why don’t they make another holster for your cigarettes and condoms. It’s the wild west out … read more
How do department store buyers do it?

How do department store buyers do it?

Posted by Kermit (No, not THAT Kermit) on 28th Jan 2017

We just got a case of these silly frog keychains. You squeeze him, his tongue rolls out like he’s just seen Miss Piggy in a bikini. Why? Just because it struck my fancy. Our inventory racks are filled … read more
The Restless Mouse salutes Gary G. of Iowa

The Restless Mouse salutes Gary G. of Iowa

28th Jan 2017

Today we salute G. Gochanour, a retired guy from Iowa who attempted to monetize the concept of twiddling your thumbs. He was/is the "Founder and Chairman of the Board" of Twiddler's Anonymous.Initiall … read more
I need tech support to pee?

I need tech support to pee?

Posted by Swiss on 17th Dec 2016

I've seen a lot of useless gadgets come up on woot.com, this bidet toilet seat is one of them. Maybe they are discontinuing this model in favor of a bluetooth model you control with your cellph … read more

Blue box of electronic farting

Posted by Cheddar on 17th Dec 2016

This "Machine of Fart" is either a terrible miscommunication, or it is the end result of an escalating practical joke war.