Peter Griffin License
Most of the licenses exist to be placed in other people's wallets for later embarrassment. The Peter Griffin driver's licence is a prime example. He is actually drooling while getting his license picture taken.
The back says "Lets go drink till we can't feel feelings anymore" - which is not cool. But let's face it, this is Peter Griffin. If real-world consequences applied, he would still be in jail from that incident with chicken-man.