The new fart keychain
The fart keychain, for those who can't flatulate after every meal. the package states that there are "NEW SOUNDS"- seems like a pretty bold assertion; people have been farting since the dawn of mankind. These units just came in, we have them in Red, Black, or White. We will just send whatever is on top unless you request a certain color in the comments. It runs for ages on two LR44 button cells, which are easy to replace. Guaranteed laughs when used inappropriately.
Approx size of fart unit 2.75" by 1.5" by .5" not counting the sturdy keychain that is attached. You could easily remove the keychain part and use Velcro to attach it to your car dashboard. I'm just throwing that out there.
ON SALE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST... No rain checks.