Posted by Uncle Marvin on 4/2/2017 to
Our juvenile division has bags for homely men to put over their heads, to improve their looks. We also carry the one for women. The “Ugly Woman Bag” outsells the “Ugly Man Bag” by a margin of 20 to 1 or more.
This is because homely or older men are perceived as “rugged” or “distinguished”. This concept provoked an eye roll from my wife, but it’s based on years of emperical datum, and also it’s on the internet now, so it must be true. Ladies, you can always get a man to wear one of these; just suggest to him that he could use a little time in the sack.