Barney Fife Deputy Sheriff license
Everybody's favorite Don Knotts character. This would make a great gift for your favorite law enforcement officer, or just hide it in his wallet.
I was watching this show the other day, supposedly Barney only has one bullet at a time, yet they have enough rifles in the office to arm Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea, the hot pharmacist, and the entire traveling jug band. What's up with that? Did they get a use-it or lose-it homeland security grant?