USDA CHOICE temporary tattoo
Before you get a real tattoo, try one of these. Safe, nontoxic colorful tattoo would seem to indicate that you have been inspected and approved for consumption by the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
My wife tried one and thought it was sexy; but then she got mad because I was calling her my "grillfriend" and she washed it off.
These tattoos are "No harm, no foul. No needles!" Tattoo image is about 4" by 3".
Great discounts when you buy 'em by the dozen!