Frankenstein or whatever
There is some disagreement on this creature's identity. I mean, he is a monster, not a man? Or is he essentially human? Most folks call him/it "Dr. Frankenstein's Monster". Others say Dr. Frankenstein is his father, so unter our tradition Frankenstein is his last name- So what is his first name? Maybe it would be a good idea to send Igor back out to look at the headstones? I think his bride calls him "Frankie". We bought the last stock from someone who was getting out of the business, so "while supplies last" on some of these novelty licenses.
