If you ever wonder why The Restless Mouse doesn't have a brick and mortar novelty store, please note that the internet anagram server tells us that  "The Restless Mouse" is an anagram for "Melee shuts stores". We don't want to cause a big Wal-Mart style sale riot or anything.

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